The NMOB Newsletter
Written by museum publicists Capy and Platy.
Hello, and welcome to the National Museum of Boring Things. Our mission is to provide you a space to bore your children, and provide boredom to the world. We keep a perfectly controlled, 69-degree environment in our galleries. We make sure that there are almost no unexpected moments, like a glass case missing, because that would ruin the atmosphere that we are trying to create in our museum. Snails and camels are strictly prohibited, as they bring chaos and pooflation wherever they go. Thank you for subscribing, and we hope that this weekly newsletter brings stability to your inbox.
New Exhibit Notification
The NMOB Community has a new exhibit to share with everyone. We have now fully developed a virtual exhibit for people who cannot come to our museum in person. One of our co-founders had a problem. When she was working, she kept getting notifications, but got distracted by other things on the screen. "Why shouldn't NMOB be able to solve this problem in a simple, boring way?" she asked herself.
NMOB rose to the challenge. We have created a blank screen for not getting distracted by notifications. The screen has customizable background color, with black, gray, white, dark beige, and light beige options. The virtual exhibit can be found on our NMOB website, under "Virtual Exhibits". As always, the goal of NMOB is to provide stability and boringness to people of all ages, and as a reminder: NO CAMELS OR SNAILS ALLOWED.
Other
We have a highly rewarding membership program that gives you unlimited admission, early registration for programs, and a weekly newsletter with measured updates that tell you exactly the same thing every week. We also encourage donations as they enable us to conserve fragile paperwork and keep a stable temperature. We also encourage giving us objects for the collections. Boring, low-drama objects are more likely to get in, but all objects are analyzed by our well-trained staff.
